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The new solo program of the regionally renowned people pleaser!
A hundred years ago, the first Saint Puntigam died. It's high time for a new one!
And Martin Puntigam, a cabaret high-potential, first mover, and one of the most devout atheists in the country, is ready to take up the cross. For all of us. Because one doesn't just become holy. A lot has to align. It's not enough to know someone in the ministry or in the diocese. Or to know where to always find a parking spot. Even on Sunday evenings!
But you can help: by attending his new super solo, preferably multiple times and with company. That's the easiest way. - And not only for him, but especially pray to him when grief and pain weigh you down.
Because to be canonized, one must prove at least one miracle! (Which in itself would be a miracle.)
So help out, call on him in your dark hours, beseech healing through him from illness and suffering!
So that it can soon be said: "Santo subito!"
Because the alternative to becoming holy, namely dying as a martyr, he would prefer to only consider in case of emergency.
And if all else fails, he will just canonize himself. It can't be that hard. So many have done it already, even though they were already dead.