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Ralf Schmitz - Schmitzfindigkeiten
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Willy-Brandt-Platz, 50679 KÖln
Ralf Schmitz has had enough: "My goodness! Do we really have to analyze every little detail before we can split hairs?"
Ralf has a mission! He will prove that we would all have more fun in life if we didn’t take everything so seriously and precisely. And Ralf takes this mission very seriously and very precisely!
He embarks on a quest to uncover the quirks of everyday madness that make us all charmingly eccentric and pleasantly crazy. And he finds plenty of it!
Like a naturalist, he zooms in on the panorama of embarrassingly human nitpicking. He examines himself and all of us closely, focusing on our hands, mouths, and quirks. And if necessary, he even goes into our bedrooms. Well, not yours, but maybe your neighbors'. And you definitely don’t want to miss that!
He meticulously dissects the results of his absurd field studies with razor-sharp jokes and full physical commitment in his new stage program, "Schmitzfindigkeiten"!
And where valid data is lacking, it gets even funnier! Because, of course, just like in every program of this exceptional artist, there’s impro-comedy at the highest level! But never beyond the pain threshold! It will only hurt from laughter when a fireworks display of unexpected punchlines, quirky sketches, and questionable dance and music performances explodes around you.
And the best part is, Ralf brings us salvation. Because after this evening, the meaning of life becomes clear. There isn’t one. We can just be glad we don’t have to hunt for food when we can’t even decide on one out of 12,000 yogurt varieties in the supermarket.
Selflessly, he has also tested a craft kit promoted on social media, which allows you to make plaster casts of your best piece. A great Valentine’s Day gift. You just need a lot of plaster. Because, of course, it doesn’t work on the first try.
And when Ralf effortlessly slips into the roles of celebrities, recounts a very private relationship story solely through quirky TV clips, and then even transforms into a flirt coach, it becomes clear: we are all crazy!
And the king of the crazy invites you to an audience and a very special evening full of "Schmitzfindigkeiten"!
Ralf has a mission! He will prove that we would all have more fun in life if we didn’t take everything so seriously and precisely. And Ralf takes this mission very seriously and very precisely!
He embarks on a quest to uncover the quirks of everyday madness that make us all charmingly eccentric and pleasantly crazy. And he finds plenty of it!
Like a naturalist, he zooms in on the panorama of embarrassingly human nitpicking. He examines himself and all of us closely, focusing on our hands, mouths, and quirks. And if necessary, he even goes into our bedrooms. Well, not yours, but maybe your neighbors'. And you definitely don’t want to miss that!
He meticulously dissects the results of his absurd field studies with razor-sharp jokes and full physical commitment in his new stage program, "Schmitzfindigkeiten"!
And where valid data is lacking, it gets even funnier! Because, of course, just like in every program of this exceptional artist, there’s impro-comedy at the highest level! But never beyond the pain threshold! It will only hurt from laughter when a fireworks display of unexpected punchlines, quirky sketches, and questionable dance and music performances explodes around you.
And the best part is, Ralf brings us salvation. Because after this evening, the meaning of life becomes clear. There isn’t one. We can just be glad we don’t have to hunt for food when we can’t even decide on one out of 12,000 yogurt varieties in the supermarket.
Selflessly, he has also tested a craft kit promoted on social media, which allows you to make plaster casts of your best piece. A great Valentine’s Day gift. You just need a lot of plaster. Because, of course, it doesn’t work on the first try.
And when Ralf effortlessly slips into the roles of celebrities, recounts a very private relationship story solely through quirky TV clips, and then even transforms into a flirt coach, it becomes clear: we are all crazy!
And the king of the crazy invites you to an audience and a very special evening full of "Schmitzfindigkeiten"!
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