"There's always something. Either my feet fall asleep. Or they itch. Then I can't breathe when I walk faster. Or I break out in a sweat. Then I feel cold again. The food doesn't taste good, the sex is boring, my trousers are too tight. What is that, please? - It must all be climate change, right? Temperatures in summer are like in the tropics! All of a sudden there are these huge insects! They didn't exist before! When they bite you, you get a dipple that doesn't go away for months! They're probably all genetically modified. And the plants! They're already going stupid. They're crazy, those plants! They're overgrowing everything! Since I never leave the house. My theory is that the plants want to regain control of the planet. They're all connected to each other underground through their roots. Worldwide! The plants have a secret plan. They want the total destruction of occidental culture and Austrian folk rock'n'roll. All this is to be replaced by photosynthesis. "Director: Petra DobetsbergerTechnique: Gerhard Pimperl