Alex Kristan - 50 Shades of Schmäh

50 SHADES OF SCHMÄHAlex Kristan has turned 50, or as the optimist in him says: "The first third of life is over." And because his thirst for action is still greater than his nightly urge to urinate, he is taking this "round" as an opportunity to present himself with a new solo programme. Because if you suddenly find yourself in the 50+ target group as a so-called best ager from one day to the next, the only thing that helps against the lead in your legs and the silver in your hair is humour. Supposedly, 50 is the new 30. Or does that only apply to the local area? Even if 10 p.m. becomes the new midnight, the new skin care product doesn't have to be Voltaren instead of Nivea. It still pays to buy long-life milk. Forging diet plans, colouring hair, whitening teeth - all this is for pop-up seniors who see herb-funding as a detox cure. His motto, on the other hand, is: "sensible is like dead, only before" and resurrects the snot pipn. It is precisely at this point in life, between looking well-groomed and being well-groomed, that the question arises as to whether everything was really better in the past and, if so, why not? Short-sightedness is now compensated for with foresight and as long as the cake is still more expensive than the candles on it, you're not old anyway. Alex Kristan's alter egos naturally also accompany him on this journey and are on hand with help and advice when it comes to the really important questions in the life of a man who is supposedly in his prime. It's a start-up into a new phase of life in which gout or truth is played out. And the truth is, he's 42 net, so excluding VAT. Getting older is a beautiful thing. Especially considering the alternative.