Cabaret 2026 | Josef Hader - HADER ON ICE

HADER ON ICE "There's always something. Either my feet fall asleep. Or they itch. Then I can't breathe again when I walk faster. Or I have a sweating fit. Then I freeze again. The food doesn't taste good anymore, sex is boring, the pants are too tight. What is this, please? - It must all be this climate change, right? Temperatures in summer like in the tropics! Suddenly there are these huge insects! They didn't exist before! If they sting you, you get a bump that doesn't go away for months! They are probably all genetically modified. And the plants! They are getting weird too. The plants are going crazy! They are all growing together! Since I stopped going out of the house. My theory is that the plants want to take back control of the planet. They are all connected underground through their roots. Worldwide! The plants have a secret plan. They want the total destruction of Western culture and Austrian folk rock'n'roll. All of that should be replaced by, uh, photosynthesis."
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