Tino Bomelino - RESCHEDULED DUE TO APOCALYPSE

First the good news: the world will soon come to an end because of artificial intelligence. So we no longer have to worry about climate change, flat earthers, or failed Bluetooth connections. The bad news: no more Disneyland. Because we will all be dead. And the dead aren't allowed in. Less composed artists would probably lose their nerve in light of this situation. They would likely win a poetry slam naked except for a cardboard sign reading "STOP DRIVING THE APOCALYPSE FORWARD, YOU MADMEN, PLEASE" and achieve nothing. Yes, we could still prevent the apocalypse, but that would be a lot of work. We would have to start writing all those unnecessary emails ourselves again, and there would be no way to listen to "Atemlos" in Darth Vader's voice. No one wants that, of course. So the only option left is to forge ahead. In his inevitably last solo program, Tino Bomelino unleashes all the relevant art forms that humanity has produced in its 300,000 years (you have to fight through the first 299,960 years a bit, but then it gets really good!): stand-up comedy, songs with a loop station, cartoons, and a cardboard sign that says "Huiiiiiiii!". So cancel your savings plans, pawn your Tamagotchis, and buy a ticket for the last solo program in human history! Money will soon be worthless anyway, so give it to Tino! Should the apocalypse unexpectedly occur before this date, there will be free Aperol Spritz for all who are still alive.