Josef Hader - Hader On Ice

"There's always something. Either my feet fall asleep. Or they itch. Then I can't breathe again when I walk faster. Or I have a sweat outbreak. Then I get cold again. I no longer enjoy the food, the sex is bland, my pants are too tight. What is this, please? - It must all be this climate change, right? The temperatures in summer are like in the tropics! Suddenly there are these huge insects! They didn't exist before! If they sting you, you get a bump that doesn't go away for months! They’re probably all genetically modified. And the plants! They're getting weird too. The plants are going crazy! They’re all growing together! Since I stopped going out of the house. My theory is that the plants want to take back control of the planet. They are all interconnected underground through their roots. Worldwide! The plants have a secret plan. They want the total destruction of Western culture and Austrian folk rock. All of that should be replaced by, uh, photosynthesis." Directed by: Petra Dobetsberger Technical: Gerhard Pimperl