Mike Supancic is surfing through the dream-time continuum this time: In his nightmare chart, you will experience cost-effective do-it-yourself surgery, Elon Musk as an advisor for the Austrian school system, and the boldest city insults since Thomas Bernhard. Artificial intelligence and natural stupidity come together for a meeting. One hundred and fifty percent tariffs on penguins and volcano taxes on Vesuvius, the notorious playground gang celebrates its thousandth conviction with a cheerful ATM explosion. Will we become lively again, or will the mysterious dream catcher of the infamous Shasi Ben Ghazi remain our last hope to break the cycle of fear forever? Because as the high Styrian folk saying goes: "In dreamlike times, one must stay awake. Or not."