Achtsam morden durch bewusste Ernährung

Following the overwhelming success of the first "Mindfully Murdering" productions, Die Hörtheatrale will present the latest stage adaptation: "Mindfully Murdering through Conscious Eating" at the Lomonossowkeller starting March 14, 2026.

In this hilarious crime comedy, lawyer Björn Diemel realizes that his inner balance, gained through mindfulness practice, has thrown his outer balance out of whack. After a failed kidnapping attempt involving his daughter Emily and the fatal loss of his phone, an absurd chain of events begins.

What starts as a diet project leads Björn into a web of environmental activism, criticism of the meat industry, and a failed kidnapping. Together with his former mafia chauffeur Sascha and his ex-wife Katharina, he must "mindfully confront" the situation - with surprising consequences for everyone involved. Nutrition and crime - how does that relate to mindfulness? Find out for yourself!

The stage adaptation by Bernd Schmidt with three performers promises an enjoyable evening of theater full of dark humor. Prior knowledge of the other parts is not required - the story works for first-time visitors in Björn Diemel's quirky world of mindful crime.