Martin Puntigam - The Holy Puntigam

The new solo program of the nationally known people pleaser! 100 years ago, the first Saint Puntigam passed away. It’s high time for a new one! And Martin Puntigam, a cabaret high-potential, first mover, and one of the most devout atheists in the country, is ready to take up the cross. For all of us.

Because one doesn’t just become holy. A lot has to align. It’s not enough to know someone in the ministry or the diocese. Or to know where to always find a parking spot. Even on Sunday evening!

But you can help: by attending his new super solo, preferably multiple times and in company. That’s the easiest way. And not only for him, but especially pray to him when sorrow and pain weigh you down.

Because to be canonized, one must prove at least one miracle! (Which in itself would be a miracle if something like that were to happen.) So help out, call on him in your dark hours, beseech healing through him from sickness and suffering!

So that it can soon be said: "Santo subito!" Because the alternative to becoming holy, namely dying as a martyr, he would prefer to only resort to in case of emergency. And if all else fails, he’ll just declare himself holy. It can’t be that hard. So many have managed it, even though they were already dead.

THE HOLY PUNTIGAM
The new solo program of Father Ralph from the cabaret scene! A Black Friday of good humor, a slow dance round of refined entertainment!! Come before he is canonized and you can no longer afford his relics!!!