Alex Kristan

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19.03.2026
Alex Kristan 20:00
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Theodor-Körner-Platz 2, 2630 Ternitz

Alex Kristan has turned 50, or as the optimist in him says: "The first third of life is over." And because his thirst for action is still greater than the nightly urge to urinate, he takes this "milestone" as an opportunity to gift himself a new solo program. After all, when you suddenly find yourself in the 50+ target group as a so-called Best Ager, only humor can help against the lead in your legs and the silver in your hair.

Supposedly, 50 is the new 30. Or does that only apply to the local area? Even if 10 PM becomes the new midnight, the new skincare doesn’t necessarily have to be Voltaren instead of Nivea. It still pays off to buy long-life milk. Crafting diet plans, dyeing hair, whitening teeth—these are all things for pop-up seniors who see cabbage funding as a detox cure.

His motto, on the other hand, is: "Being sensible is like being dead, just earlier," and he brings the snotty kids back to life.

And the truth is, he is 42 net, excluding VAT. Aging is something very beautiful, especially considering the alternative.

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19.03.2026
Alex Kristan 20:00
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