Alex Kristan - 50 Shades of Schmäh

50 SHADES OF SCHMÄHAlex Kristan has turned 50, or as the optimist in him says: "The first third of life is over." And because the thirst for action is still greater than the nightly urge to urinate, he takes this "round" as an opportunity to present himself with a new solo programme. Because when you suddenly find yourself in the 50+ target group as a so-called Best Ager from one day to the next, the only thing that helps against the lead in your legs and the silver in your hair is Schmäh. Supposedly, 50 is the new 30. Or does that only apply to the local area? Even if 10 p.m. is the new midnight, the new skin care product doesn't have to be called Voltaren instead of Nivea. It still pays to buy long-life milk. Diet plans, hair dyeing, teeth whitening, that's all for pop-up seniors who see herb-funding as a detox cure. His motto, on the other hand, is: "sensible is like dead, only before" and resurrects the snotpipn. It is precisely at the apex in life between looking and being groomed that one asks oneself whether everything was really better in the past, and if so, why not? Short-sightedness is now compensated with farsightedness and as long as the cake is still more expensive than the candles on it, one is not old anyway. Alex Kristan's alter egos accompany him on this journey, of course, and are on hand with advice and support when it comes to the really essential questions in the life of a man in what is supposed to be his prime. It's a start-up into a new phase of life, playing gout or truth. And the truth is, he is 42 net, that is excluding VAT. Growing older is a beautiful thing. Especially considering the alternative.