Josef Hader - HADER ON ICE

"There's always something. Either my feet fall asleep. Or they itch. Then I can't catch my breath when I walk faster. Or I have a sweat outbreak. Then I get cold again. The food doesn't taste good to me anymore, sex is boring, and my pants are too tight. What is going on? - This must all be due to climate change, right? Temperatures in the summer are like in the tropics! Suddenly, there are these huge insects! They didn't exist before! If they sting you, you get a bump that doesn't go away for months! They are probably all genetically modified. And the plants! They are getting weird too. The plants are going crazy! They are all growing together! Ever since I stopped going out of the house. My theory is that the plants want to take back control of the planet. They are all connected underground through their roots. Worldwide! The plants have a secret plan. They want the total destruction of Western culture and Austrian folk rock 'n' roll. All of that should be replaced by, uh, photosynthesis." Directed by: Petra Dobetsberger, Technical: Gerhard Pimperl.